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vrijdag 26 maart 2010

Oneliners



This is a part of Jenny Holzers Truisms. The whole thing you can find nowhere. I think oneliners are great, and cheap. It's the easiest way to get in somebody's brain.

Assignment: Can you guys react on this post with a oneliner, doesn't have to be a reaction on the content. Just a oneliner, can be true can be false. The only thing is that it has to be own invented. I will do it also, but my head is a bit sore of thrinking.

25 opmerkingen:

  1. i will think of some, but here are the kings of one liners filmed by spike lee:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WXl0FXGPkg

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  2. s not recommended to forget or to think or to reflect.
    it is not recommended to ask for help or to question or to doubt.
    it is not recommended to show uncertainty.
    it is not recommended to become other people thoughts.
    it is not recommended to show your feelings or your emotions.
    it is not recommended to live in the past.
    it is not recommended to be influenced by any kind of opinion of others.
    it is not recommended to be part of a movement.
    it is not up to you to think about decisions and how they appear.
    it is not up to you to live.
    it is not up to you to share thoughts.
    it is not up to you to criticize others.
    it is not up to you to invent something.
    it is not up to you to play god.
    it is not up to you to grow.
    it is not ok to live in your own world.
    it is not ok to stand in for yourself.
    it is not ok to have pity with yourself.
    it is not ok to ruin a system.
    it is not ok to create.
    it is not ok to have big wishes.
    it is not ok to save money,time,food or any other goods.
    it is not ok to worry about tomorrow.
    it is not necessary to have a plan.
    it is not necessary to be somebody.
    it is not necessary to play a game.
    it is not fine to be a gentleman
    it is not cute to be a lady.
    it is not smart to think for others.
    it is not smart to think like others.
    it is not cool to offer help.
    it is not cool to influence others.
    it is not cool to be cool.
    it is not cool to use everything for your own benefit.
    it is not great what is happening in culture.
    it is not great what humaninty has achieved so far.
    it is not great to have success.
    it is not great to be motivated.
    it is not great to earn a lot of money.
    it is not the best idea to forget about yourself.
    it is not the best idea to work for others.
    it is not the best idea to become like your parents.
    it is not the best idea to start a revolution.
    it is not good to be only good.
    it is not good to reach out there.
    it is not good to think you can be bigger and better.
    it is not good to forget about love.
    it is not good to include someone in your prayers.
    it is not bad to be where you are.
    it is not bad if others do things for you.
    it is not bad to confuse others.
    it is not bad to have a lot of time.
    it is not bad to do nothing.
    it is not possible to understand everything.
    it is not possible to be a whole lifetime healthy.
    it is not possible to experience great things all the time.
    it is not possible to learn everything.
    it is not possible to become somebody else.
    it is not possible to choose for yourself.
    it is not possible to buy emotions.
    it is not possible to live and not to think.
    it is not possible to become what they told you.
    it is not angry to shout sometimes.
    it is not angry to say no.
    it is not stupid to go away.
    it is not stupid to take away.
    it is not stupid to take risks.
    it is not stupid to do too much.
    it is not stupid to feel different.
    it is not stupid to be stupid.
    it is not like before.
    it is not like your neighbour.
    it is not like yesterday.
    it is not like tomorrow.
    it is not me darling.
    it is not you honey.
    it is not us.
    it is not with us.
    it is not in love with us.
    it is not waiting for us.
    it is not motivating us.
    it is not expecting us.
    it is not not us.
    it is not somewhere out there.
    it is not a song in the dark.
    it is not an experience.
    it is not nothing.

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  3. text exerpt from my last performance "why listen?" in utrecht

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  4. a motto a day keeps the doctor away
    www.69projecten.nl: my motto knitwear line

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  5. Freedom for Amsterdam seems to have a hard time grasping the One-liner concept ;-)

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  6. You also can score a goal without your feeth!

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  7. free willy!

    (brazzaville 'sapeur' willy came for an exposition to amsterdam and disappeared.., no tracks are found, just his sapeur suits where left in the hotel!!)

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  8. "she was alive for hours before she died." - not by me some silly source i can't remember.

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